Lucille Ball
"The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age."
"I'm not funny. What am I is brave."
"Once in his life, every man is entitled to fall madly in love with a gorgeous redhead."
"A man who correctly guesses a woman's age may be smart, but he's not very bright."
Bette Midler
"I try not to drink too much, because when I'm drunk, I bite."
"If somebody makes me laugh, I'm his slave for life."
Carol Burnett
"Only I can change my life. No one can do it for me."
Sophia Loren
"A woman's dress should be like a barbed wire fence: serving its purpose without obstructing the view."
Julia Roberts
"I'm too tall to be a girl, I never had enough dresses to be a lady, I wouldn't call myself a woman. I'd say I'm somewhere between a chick and a broad."
Amen! Redheads are smart broads!
ReplyDeleteI know...Even the fake ones!!
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